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Dust by Ivor Cutler
"I do not know what dust is, I do not know where it comes from, I only know that it settles on things. I cannot see it in the air, or watch it fall. Sometimes I'm home all day but I never see it sliding about looking for a place to rest when my back is turned. Does it wait 'til I go out? Or, does it happen in the night when I sleep? Dust is not fussy about the places it chooses, though it seems to prefer still objects. Sometimes, out of kindness, I let it lie for weeks. On some places it will lie forever. However, dust holds no grudges and once removed it will always return, in a friendly way."~ Ivor Cutler: 'Dust'
Saturday, 15 May 2010
Friday, 14 May 2010
exclusive: premiere of new kathryn williams video
Kathryn Williams releases ‘Just A Feeling’, the second single from her critically acclaimed seventh album The Quickening, on Monday and One Little Indian have been kind enough to give us ('Wears the Trousers' Magazine) the exclusive premiere of the accompanying video.
In this suitably dreamy promo, live performance footage is overlaid with images of the natural world – migrating birds, palm trees, raindrops, autumn leaves, clouds etc. – and the effect is borderline hypnotic as Kathryn’s lulling voice coos and questions, “What if love is just a feeling?”. You can view the video here:http://www.wearsthetrousers.com/2010/05/exclusive-premiere-of-new-kathryn-wil... The digital single comes backed with exclusive non-album track, ‘Timer’, which you can preview here:
http://www.7digital.com/artists/kathryn-williams-1/just-a-feeling/ Article courtesy of 'Wears the Trousers' Magazine and Alan Pedder:
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Thursday, 13 May 2010
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Tuesday, 11 May 2010
Noteable Mark Twain Quotes
"Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood is what you were intended for." "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." "People born to be hanged are safe in water." "Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." "Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial 'we'." "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." "I don't give a damn for a man who can spell a word only one way." "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." "God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board." "All kings is mostly rapscallions." "It is not best that we all should think alike, it is differences of opinion that make horse races." "It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them." "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." "Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest." "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know." "Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." "It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either." "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them." "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." "By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean." "I have a higher and greater standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie but I won't." "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." "I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting." "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." "I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position." "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish." "Golf is a good walk spoiled." "I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it." "The Bible has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies." "It takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." "To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence." "Truth is more of a stranger than fiction." "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." "We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read." "There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact." "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." "There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting." "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But, when I got to be twenty- one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." "Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform." "Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." "The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity." "The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten." "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress." "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."
"Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." "The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity." "The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten." "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress." "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."
Monday, 10 May 2010
Google Mail is becoming Gmail in the UK - Official Gmail Blog
Google Mail is becoming Gmail in the UK
Monday, May 03, 2010 | 4:52 PM
As a Brit, my friends and family often tell me they're miffed that they get an @googlemail.com address instead of @gmail.com. Today I have good news for them: Google Mail is soon becoming Gmail again in the UK.
We'll be making this transition over the next week, and will update this post as the changes roll out. So to Aunty Pamela, Uncle Maurice, and everyone else in the UK, welcome to Gmail!
Update (6:30 pm PST, May 5th)
Sunday, 9 May 2010
The Living Bible ~ A True Story
His name is Tim. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it,
four years of college.He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a
Christian while attending college.Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative
church. They want to develop a ministry to the students but are not
sure how to go about it..One day Tim decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his
T-shirt, and wild hair. The service has already started and so Tim
starts down the aisle looking for a seat..The church is completely packed and he can't find a seat. By now,
people are really looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one says
anything.Tim gets closer and closer and closer to the pulpit, and when he
realizes there are no seats, he just squats down right on the carpet.By now the people are really uptight, and the tension in the air is
thick.About this time, the minister realizes that from way at the back of the
church, a deacon is slowly making his way toward Tim.Now the deacon is in his eighties, has silver-gray hair, and a
three-piece suit. A godly man, very elegant, very dignified, very
courtly. He walks with a cane and, as he starts walking toward this
boy, everyone is saying to themselves that you can't blame him for what he's going to do.How can you expect a man of his age and of his background to understand some college kid on the floor?It takes a long time for the man to reach the boy.The church is utterly silent except for the clicking of the man's cane.
All eyes are focused on him. You can't even hear anyone breathing. The minister can't even preach the sermon until the deacon does what he has to do.And now they see this elderly man drop his cane on the floor. With
great difficulty, he lowers himself and sits down next to Tim and
worships with him so he won't be alone.Everyone chokes up with emotion...When the minister gains control, he says,
'What I'm about to preach, you will never remember. What you have just seen, you will never forget.''Be careful how you live. You may be the only Bible some people will
ever read!'
* * *
I asked the Lord to bless you
As I prayed for you today.
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way....
His love is always with you,
His promises are true,
And when we give Him all our cares,
You know He will see us through.Only if you feel led to, pass this to
People you want God to Bless.
* * *
Thanks to Rev. Mair Bradley for this weeks Sunday Submission.
Saturday, 8 May 2010
Wrong Rooms so far
7 days since the last time this happened. 7 days since the time before that. Almost like sadistic clockwork. How am I going to tell him?
His body ached from the latest beating. Bruises splattered his body like drunken art. His ribs creaked with the age of old oak floorboards.
But despite the physical pain, the emotional agony of keeping this secret any longer was becoming unbearable. I will tell him. I will.
* * *
In 7 days time, it would happen again. But I won't let it. The beatings, this weekly physical onslaught was consented to. I agreed to it.
Besides, I still needed to tell him. There's only so much I can physically hide. The next chemical assault would have to wait. I love him.
I love him. Too much sometimes. And sometimes, I love him badly. In a bad way. A cruel, selfish way. But I have to keep him. He can't leave.
Without him I might as well be dead anyway. But if I tell him, he might leave. But he might stay. I'm sure he loves me just as much?
The poison coursing my veins also clouds my judgment. My thoughts are completely disordered. This poison is supposed to fight the disease.
But for what? Months of agony and the prospect of a life alone? If I'm to survive this as half a man, alone and lonely, life can fuck off.
I take another handful of pills. And the pain starts to slip away. I'm on a pastel coloured ward, and it's shining. How did I get here?
Around me, smiling angels drift down the length of the ward, wearing nurse’s uniforms. I'm in a blue pastel gown. On a blue pastel ward.
I feel so light. Free from pain. Free from disease. Floating the length of the ward, gazing into wrong rooms full of familiar faces...
Solitude replaces loneliness. I feel at peace. I actually feel the light around me. It's almost divine. Then something unexpected happens.
* * *
It really is him.
"Jacob!" I shout.
But it may be the pills at work. He gazes right through me.
"Jacob?!"
I start running towards him.
It's a blue, bright blue Saturday. I'm running down this pastel blue ward. It's still shining. But he doesn't get any closer. He just gazes.
He doesn't smile; a blank face. My backless hospital gown billows pastel blue behind me as I run. Why can't I reach him?
"Jacob! Please!"
Tears cascade down my crimson cheeks. Panic rips through my body. My heart wants to crash through my chest. Every part of my soul vibrates.
Then, I trip and fall to the highly-polished floor of the ward. My head is a dead-weight. I struggle to lift it. Blood seeps from my nose.
I can feel a frothy salty taste filling the back of my throat. I want to vomit. I drag my head from the cold floor and look up...
At first, I just see his trainers. He always wore those damn trainers. They were comfortable, like he was to me. I struggle to lift my head
As my eyes fall upon each part of his body, my eyes like virtual feet on an imaginary ladder, I crane my neck until I see his face.
His head slowly drops forward to look down at me. His glassy eyes start to weep tears, which drop onto my bloodied face.
"Jacob?" I cry.
Slowly and with purpose, his mouth opens. His lips pursed to form a word and speak. But with no warning I start to choke. I cough violently.
As I open my eyes from coughing, I'm no longer on that pastel blue ward. There's no shining light. And I'm not at Jacob's feet anymore.
* * *
I'm lying face down on the floor. But not on the highly-polished floor of a hospital ward, but on the grubby beige carpet of my bedroom.
I start retching. Blood splatters the carpet. In another Valium-induced hallucination, I've fallen off my bed. Too many pills. Body aches.
I haul my bruised body onto the bed and collapse on my back, staring up at the ceiling. I'm so disorientated. So very tired. So sick.
I rub my eyes, trying to shake off the grogginess of my dream or hallucination or whatever it was. I try to make sense of it all. I'm alive.
I listen. Birdsong drifts through the window, a dog barks, a door slams, keys jangle. A child giggles. Traffic hums along. Life goes on.
I'm warming up to cold reality again. I stretch my arm out to the other side of the bed to feel for Jacob, for comfort. He isn't there.
Opening my eyes, I notice his pillow still has a soft dent from where his sleeping head rested hours before. The cold sheets lay crumpled.
I remember he's at work. Which is where I should be. He'll start to realise if he hasn't already. I'll tell him tonight at 7, after dinner.
* * *
I start to drift off to sleep again, sinking down in hot sleep and white sheets, with the traffic of mad men and maniacs invading my mind.
It won't be long now...
The sound of the telephone wakes me. I feel confused. I don't answer it. The coarse ringing tears through my fragile head. It's still light.
It's seven minutes past three. I let my mind wander after taking my pills. More pills. Mostly medicinal. I start to think of Jacob. I smile.
We met at Uni. He was beautiful. Four years younger than I, with olive skin and a dazzling smile that would make the hardest of hearts melt.
He was studying history, I was studying pharmacology. He was in his first year, I was in my second. We met in an awkward, crowded canteen.
A cliché maybe, but it was love at first sight. There was only one table free. Fate made sure we sat at it. We started making small talk.
I have no idea what we spoke about. All I remember was how shy we both were. He kept looking down, smiling. I kept apologising.
But I remember every little practical detail. How he walked. His mannerisms. What he was wearing. Those damn lovely comfortable trainers.
I smiled, remembering those first moments. Its hard to believe it was over 7 years ago. 7 years 7 months to be exact. I felt a glow inside.
I needed a shower. I needed to change the sheets. Blood over my face and the bed wasn't something I wanted him to see. I need more pills.
Again I hauled my aching body from the bed, and clutching my side, I hobbled to the bathroom, bottle of wine, corkscrew and glass in hand.
Jacob would be home in twenty-seven minutes, like clockwork. Predictable. Constant. I drank, showered and made the bed. It was almost 7pm.
* * *
Like clockwork I heard his key turning in the front door. I hurried with cooking dinner. I saw his face as soon as he opened the front door.
His unforgettable smile greeted me, and deep inside, an old low light switched on. Warm and familiar. It was always so good to see him.
In our dining room, we ate, drank, talked about our day. I listened, mostly. Music played. Track 3 on a CD he'd made for me caught my ear.
Jacob cleared the table, I poured more wine. He asked me if I was ok. I smiled, concealing my anxiety.
"Sit next to me" I said.
Three hours without a word, and he stroked my arm. The old low light in me switches on.
"I'm tired" he sighs.
"I love you" I reply.
He asks again if I'm ok. He must know something isn't right. He looks worried. I start to tremble, my voice shakes as I try to speak.
* * *
Just as I find the courage to open my mouth to speak, the silent tension is pierced by the coarse ringing of our 1960's bell telephone.
I leap from his side, snatching the receiver from its cradle. Hysterical & quite the drama-queen, I yell "WHAT?" into the green plastic.
"Good evening. I'm calling from Alliance Personal Finance. Do you have a few minutes to talk about the credit card you have with us?"
My reply is hardly welcoming. "What?! Do you know what bloody time it is??"
"It will only take a few minutes" comes the scripted reply.
"Fine" I sigh. More tedious, scripted talk follows. I make impatient noises. Hurry up. He says his name is Ben. They're always called Ben.
"We've noticed your card is over its limit and you've recently missed your minimum payment. We can help by increasing your credit limit"
I feel something dark bubble inside me. Almost like the rumble of a plane flying low and slow overhead, or of a volcano about to erupt.
"Yeah, sure! That would be great. Go ahead. Increase my limited. Fuck the interest. Let's do it. I'll probably be dead in six months anyway"
Too late. Breaking point has been reached. The switch has been flicked. My next irrational outburst is unpredicted and surprises even me.
My arm slumps and I carelessly drop the receiver onto the cradle. My head drops forward. I lean on the desk, struggling to support my body.
My back is turned to Jacob. My body starts to tremble uncontrollably. Tears roll down, dripping from my face, splashing my hands below.
I feel the warm, tender hand of Jacob slide across the back of my shoulders. His strong, gentle grasp tries to turn my shoulders towards him.
I feel the warmth of his body at my side and smell aftershave entwined with undertones of his own, personal scent. It comforts me. I turn.
Both hands cradling my face and with gentle thumbs, Jacob softly wipes away tears from my blurred eyes. And I notice tears in his eyes too.
Then, with conviction he softly says "I know."
My eyes meet with his crying, sad, scared but beautiful eyes. Ashamed, I find nothing to say.
* * *
"I've known for about 7 months. Sam told me. I hoped it was a one off, I hoped I could carry it alone. But it's breaking me" he continued.
Now I'm confused, but I realise when Jacob mentioned Sam, he was clutching at the wrong end of the proverbial stick. I feared the worst.
I start to feel sick again, my head spins and I make a clumsy, fumbling retreat to the bathroom. Jacob mutters "coward" under his breath.
I haven't the strength to answer, and as soon as my back hits the back of the bathroom door shut, a ripping pain stabs through my stomach.
I slump to the floor and drag my body across the white marble to the toilet. Hauling myself up to the toilet basin, I throw up. It's blood.
Blood strikes a shocking contrast against the white marble and I hear Jacobs’s fragile voice calling out "I'm staying at my mum's tonight."
The last thing I hear are his keys jangling and the front door slamming. A grey, cool curtain envelops me and I fade into unconsciousness.
It's sunny on the other side. Warm. Fresh. Birdsong floats on the air. A cat rolls around in a flowery meadow, chasing an elusive butterfly.
I lay on my back, sun cascading beams of haze upon me. I feel a healing sensation. Inner warmth. The smell of grass and summer is tangible.
My head drifts to one side. In the middle of the field, there's a bright white, clinical-looking door. I'm puzzled. The door begins to open.
Rolling grey clouds start to form overhead and the distant rumble of thunder causes anxiety to well-up in my stomach. The door swings open.
The birds stop singing. The cat runs for shelter. Life itself wants to hide. There's a pungent smell of sulphur and chlorine in the air.
It's getting very dark. The oppression is almost paralysing. A figure in white starts to emerge from that surreal door. A man. I know him.
I also know where this is leading. And despite being lost in another fever-dream or hallucination, I'm acutely aware of my physical body.
I also know that I'm not in my body, but watching from the outside. Almost like a ghost. I start to focus on the man in white. It's Sam.
* * *
In white, with his foot stopping the door from shutting, Sam stretches out an open hand, beckoning me towards him. I notice someone else.
It's my angel from the blue pastel ward. My nurse. She's just over Sam's right shoulder. Smiling. Welcoming me. I drift closer to them.
Closer still, I start to hear familiar voices in the background from behind the door. Incomprehensible sounds, but comforting all the same.
The smell of sulphur fades. I smell pollen and chlorine. A weird flowery clinical smell. I know it. I'm at the door. It looks dark inside.
With the dark, cold, barren landscape behind me, the door looks just as unwelcoming. I'm actually scared. If Sam is there, it must be ok?
I take his open hand. The radiant angel behind him smiles and fades away into the dark room beyond the white door. Sam pulls at my arm.
I start to resist but Sam's firm grasp pulls me through and I'm in. It's so dark. A darkness I've never felt before. It's deathly quiet.
The only sound I hear is my own fast, shallow breathing. My heart thumps like the beat of a drum. Sam isn't holding my hand anymore.
I'm cold and alone. I'm afraid to move in case I fall into whatever might hide in the pitch-black void. I think I hear something. I can.
Muffled voices. Like when I was a kid and I could hear Mum and Dad downstairs, laughing and talking late into the night. I smile. I listen.
I start to recognise voices. It really is my Mum. But not Dad. The man's voice is Jacob. My heart leaps. I'm scared to move. More voices.
I strain to listen. Mum & Jacob are talking about me; I hear my name through the muffled chatter. I hear a brassy accent from New York.
Her voice is fresh from The Bronx. My American Angel! She's here after all! I hear her interrupting Mum and Jacob. She's says "it's time."
* * *
The black dark void lightened to grey, to milky white, to misty, pastel blue. Slowly, hazy shapes started to take shape before me. I blink.
I'm no longer standing. I feel a gentle breeze push me upwards onto my back. I feel my body float down as softly as a feather onto my back.
With a jolt, I feel as though I've fallen from a great height. My body bounces as I land on something padded. Senses pour through my body.
I'm no longer in that other place. Becoming aware of something very real again, I can smell familiar smells. I'm in a room. It feels wrong.
My body aches again. My mind is hazy, detached, tired. There's a sharp, river of needles burning fire up my arm from the back of my hand.
As the burning spreads through my body, I feel my senses stirring. Waking. Coming alive. My eyelids flicker through cloudy, watery eyes.
I start to see a white, blurred figure standing over me; the hazy outline of a woman. There's a glorious circle of light around her head.
My focus shifts slightly. I make out the shape of another light-being. A man this time, standing next to the woman. My vision sharpens.
I see it's Emma, my Nurse standing over me, with Sam, my Doctor and friend next to her. I notice Emma is wearing her pastel blue uniform.
She's standing below a light which hangs over my hospital room bed. The top of her head is a silhouette against the light above. No angel.
No halo. Then, triggered by someone holding my clammy hand, my vision shifts to my right. I see Jacob and my Mother sitting at my bedside.
I'm in a hospital bed. This isn't good. This is bad. Very bad. Wrong, even. All these people should not be in the same room together.
I know every one of them. But to each other, they are strangers. Think. How did I get here? My thoughts are interrupted by Emma's voice.
"Well hello sleepy head. You had us all worried for a minute." The brash Bronx accent makes me smile. It's reassuringly coarse. Comforting.
Sam, my Doctor speaks next. "We've woken you from a medically-induced coma. Don't try and speak. Just rest now, we'll explain more later."
I don't know if I could speak. My throat is so sore. I'm thirsty. Intuitively, my mother tilts my head forward and gives me a sip of water.
Resting my head back, my Mother starts to cry. Emma tells her to go home and rest. I notice Emma is wearing a pendant of the Virgin Mary.
My Mother starts talking. "Thank God you're awake. I - we thought you about to die. When were you going to tell us you were so ill, huh?"
I try to answer but a rasping sound comes out instead. I croak " what's happened?" She tells that Jacob found me in the bathroom unconscious.
She continued, saying if Jacob hadn't forgotten his mobile phone, he wouldn't have found you and "Christ knows what would have happened."
My mother never swears and hates blasphemy. She must be fraught. I notice Jacob hasn't looked at me since I woke. "So you've met Mum" I say.
The pieces are coming together slowly, as is my memory. I remember Jacob leaving me. It's day-time now. I ask Jacob why he left last night.
"Last night?" he replies. "That wasn't last night. That was over a week ago. You've been out cold for seven days"
Emma returns and asks quite assertively that Jacob drives my Mother home. "He needs rest now. So do you two" she insists. "Come tomorrow."
Mum kisses me on the forehead, says goodbye and leaves, putting on her trademark long coat as she walks away. Jacob leaves without a word.
As Jacob opens the door to leave the room, Sam comes in. Jacob glares at Sam, Sam looks down, looking ashamed. Jacob pushes past and leaves.
Sam says he'll talk to me tomorrow and says to Emma "Nurse Prior, give our patient 5mg diamorphine and 10mg Cyclizine IV." This is weird.
Emma returns with the drugs drawn-up ready to inject into my cannula. As she does so, I look into her eyes. "How much do they know?" I ask.
She won't look up. She injects the drugs into the back of my hand. She just says "Rest. We'll talk tomorrow." My head starts to float away.
* * *
My body feels heavy. I'm not asleep, just very relaxed, fuzzy. I turn towards the window to the left of my bed. Smoke begins to gather.
The smoke forms a shape which in turn, forms a translucent figure; an older lady. She sits carefully in the armchair next to the window.
She lifts her head, turns and smiles gently, blue twinkling eyes looking right at me. It's my Grandmother. My stone-cold dead Grandmother.
I'm freaking out a little. The shock that this sweet old lady is actually my dead grandmother freezes me. "Jesus Christ!" I blurt out loud.
"Now, now. Enough of the language. You’re not too old to be put over my knee. We raised you better than that. Aren't you pleased to see me?"
Her reply shocks me more that the spectre itself. I shout "shit!" and quickly apologise for swearing. She smirks. It really is her.
She's dressed exactly as I remember. Pencil skirt with thick tights and sensible shoes, a mauve cardigan under a pale blue nylon tabard.
The tabard pocket, with the odd fag burn has a familiar rectangular bulge in it. She confirms my thoughts by taking out a packet of fags.
Pulling one out, she brings it to her lips, lights it, inhales deeply, exhales and sends plumes of blue woodbine smoke high into the room.
Her face looks younger but familiar all the same. Her face is smooth, slim and healthy, despite years of smoking, hard work and old age.
Her hair is set perfectly, as always; soft grey-bluey-white. The silver locket hangs low from her neck, her gold wedding band gleaming.
"I've been keeping an eye on you. What a tangled web you've weaved. Jacob still doesn't know. Not about Sam or why you're in this mess."
Her voice is gentle, soft, but very real... just like it was before. But she had a matriarchal sharpness to her tone that demands respect.
"You'll be ok this time, but there might not be a next time. I can't stay long; your Nurse is about to come in. Tell Jacob everything..."
"Except this bit. Don't tell him I've called by. He'll flip and think you're nuts and won't believe anything you say." She smirks again.
"well, must love and leave you. Look after yourself. Your time isn't now. Don't do anything silly. God bless." The smoke fades. As does she.
Within a second of my grandmothers rushed departure, Emma comes in. She frowns, sniffs, opens the window and says "Have you been smoking?"
* * *
Days pass. Jacob doesn't visit. I can't seem to get rid of my mother but in the moments I'm alone, I think, rehearsing my speech to Jacob.
Emma and I talk a lot. Usually for just minutes at a time, but she always leaves me something to think about. Sam tries to stay away.
Sam has always been my best friend, even before I got ill. I can't understand why he's been so distant recently. What's up with Jacob too?
I remember what my Grandmother said. Did I dream that? She told me to tell Jacob everything. Great. He doesn't even want to come near me.
I ask Emma to call Jacob for me. I tell her I need to see him. She calls him, and tells me he's busy working. I think she's lying. Or he is.
My mother tries her best. She doesn't understand why "in 7 years" she hasn't met Jacob. I don't say it's thanks to my bastard of a father.
Or the dysfunctional embarrassing fake family he represents. He's a total shit. A violent drunk. Yet I still love him. Maybe I'm the shit.
It's 7pm. I'm alone, staring out of the window from my bed. Embers like fireflies dart round the room and smoke forms over the armchair.
Again, my Grandmothers figure starts to form. I can't say I welcome this, and although I don't think I'm insane, I am questioning my sanity.
She lights a cigarette. She's not here for small talk. She tells me Jacob will come tonight. It's raining hard, and she wants to get back.
She tells me she needs to dash & get the number 47 bus home. I'm not even curious why a spirit needs to catch a bus. Where the hell's home?
She stands up, fixes her hair, throws on a clear plastic rain cap, buttons her coat up, waves and promptly walks through my 3rd floor window.
I smile, look away from the window and instinctively look towards my room door. A soaking wet figure in a rain-coat staggers in. It's Jacob.
* * *
"You haven't started smoking again, have you? It's smells like your Nan's woodbines in here" he says.
"She's been dead for 7 years" I say.
"It's good to see you, love. I've missed you" I say, reaching for his hand. He doesn't take it, but sits on a blue plastic chair nearby.
"So is it your appendix? Or has the booze finally knackered your liver or stomach?" Jacobs outburst hurts & I'm confused by his hostility.
"A crazy old lady spoke to me at the bus-stop. I talked about you and what a shit you'd been. She told me to come here tonight" he laughs.
"Really. And I'm the total shit. Thanks Jacob. Care to tell me what I've done wrong this time? What bus was this woman getting?" I ask.
"The 47. Stop changing the subject. Why are you interested in some mad old woman?" I'm offended. "Don't speak about her like that" I argue.
He looks at me with suspicion. "Never mind; can we talk?" I calmly say. "Okay let's get this over with." Jacobs reply catches me off guard.
I had a speech prepared but I can't seem to put the words together. Which is just a well, as Jacob jumps in with verbal steam-roller tirade.
"I know you had a thing with Sam. He told me you'd slept with him. 7 bloody months ago. But I loved you so much. I was afraid to ask you."
"I thought I could carry that by myself, thinking it was just a one off. I was afraid of asking you in case it was true. But Its broken me."
"I was so in love with you I couldn't bear to find out if it was true. I couldn't ask you just in case it was. It would have destroyed me."
"But now, after 7 months of secrets, jealousy and suspicion, I'm in pieces. Thinking I could pretend everything was nothing. Not anymore."
I sit upright in bed. My mouth open, brow furrowed, tears in my eyes. "It's not true. I've never slept with him. Why would you think this?"
"Didn't you hear me the first time? SAM TOLD ME. When and what happened, and even where it happened. In a hospital on-call room. Classy."
Jacob slumps back into the chair, a single tear streaking his flushed cheek. He's shaking and fidgety. "May I speak?" I tentatively ask.
The pieces are falling into place. "7 months you say? 7 months ago, something did happen between Sam and I. But it's not what you think."
"Oh for god's sake, spare me that old chestnut. 'This isn't what it looks like blah blah blah.' Grow up." His face contorts with tension.
The tension is causing me physical pain. "Look, if you want to know what really happened between me & Sam, you'd better shut up and listen."
* * *
Jacob is startled at my assertiveness. He stands up, takes off his raincoat, hangs it over the back of his chair, sits down and says "ok."
"Okay. 7 months ago I was doing on-call work, remember? It was a pretty quiet night-shift in A&E. Sam was on-call too. He didn't seem busy."
"I decided to take a nap and told Sam to bleep me if he needed me. I told him I was going to on-call room number 7 to sleep for an hour."
"I headed off across the other side of the hospital, found the room. Took off my uniform tunic and lay down under itchy hospital sheets."
"I'd been unusually tired lately, and within minutes I was sound asleep. I didn't even hear the door opening, or feel Sam sit on the bed."
"I woke up to Sam smoothing my hair and stroking my cheek. Half asleep, I smiled and asked if he was ok. You knew he was like a brother."
"Sam told me he was in love with me and he couldn't bear the thought of seeing me with you. I laughed, thinking he was joking. He wasn't."
"He leaned towards me and kissed me. I didn't realise what was happening. I tried push him away, but he resisted. I pushed him harder."
"I pushed him to the floor. Sam said he was sorry, He said I loved him too. I told him I did, but not in that way. I loved him as brother."
"He said you didn't love me. He insisted that you didn't treat me well. I told him to stop and I told him that I was in love with only you."
"Sam cried. He begged me to reconsider. I told him I will always care for him but I was not in love with him. He left, saying I'd be sorry."
"I didn't know what he meant by I'd be sorry. But I was pretty shaken up. He had such hurt and anger in his eyes. I just went back to work."
"I found Sam as I walked home from my night shift. He was sitting by the canal. He knew I took that route home from work. I sat next to him"
"It was a bright, sunny morning. I said hi, sat next to him and asked him if he was ok. He had finger-nail marks in the palms of his hands."
"He looked tired. He looked like a man on the edge. I'd never seen him this way before. He had a look of madness in his eye. He grabbed me."
"He grabbed hold of my upper-arms and said 'tell me you love me' while squeezing tighter and tighter. 'I can't' I said. He was hurting me."
"He pushed me back into the bench and stormed away. He looked over his shoulder as he went, and with rage said something frightening to me"
"He said if he couldn't have me, nobody could. We barely spoke after that. From then on, I distanced myself from Sam. It was too awkward..."
There was a long, uncomfortable pause. Then, with no emotion, Jacob looked coldly through me. He started slowly but deliberately clapping.
* * *
He keeps clapping, glaring at me, stopping only to say "that was quite a show, very entertaining. But it's over now. We're done. Finished."
I attack with such venom "Fuck you, Jacob. Fuck you." I immediately apologise. Jacob leaves his seat & stands at the window, his back to me.
Emma walks in, she heard the commotion from the Nurse's Station. She tells him to cool off or leave, saying I can't argue in my 'condition.'
Jacob turns around. "What 'condition' exactly is this? Whatever it is, I'm sure it's self-inflicted. You always did demand centre stage."
Emma's insists "That's enough. Please leave now. Come back tomorrow when you've cooled off." Jacob grabs his coat and pushes past Emma.
I slump into the bed, suddenly exhausted. I'm shivering. Emma checks me over and tells me I have a fever. She calls Dr. Raven. Great. Sam.
* * *
Sam comes in and behaves ultra-professional. He's cold in his approach and treats me like every other patient. I thought I was his friend.
He examines me, takes bloods and starts me on intravenous antibiotics. There's no way I'll be well enough for my next therapy session. Shit.
I ask Sam if he's spoken to Jacob recently. He says not. I ask him if there is anything he would like to tell me. He says a firm "no."
* * *
Another lonely few days spent in varying hospital rooms passes. Tests continue. My thirst for normality increases. Jacob doesn't visit.
I'm growing stronger again, and although they want me to stay, I want to go home so very badly. I'm so sick of this clinical prison cell.
I speak to Emma, and tell her I want to go home. She reluctantly agrees. I ask her to telephone Jacob to collect me. My Mum doesn't drive.
By the end of the day, I've a huge bag of medications, discharge papers and a taxi to take me home. Emma couldn't get in contact with Jacob.
Now in the taxi, I'm in that vacant time I often find myself in while on public transport. Precious thinking time, watching life pass me by.
I'm starting to think that I'll just have to face this demon alone. Fight it, conquer the beast and be strong. And maybe win. Without Jacob.
* * *
When I got in, there were 7 messages on the phone answering machine. None were from Jacob. It looks like he's really moved out and left me.
I rip the tape from the answering-machine and fling it across the room in temper. Dusk descends. It's cold, I'm hungry, drugged and tired.
I've been home for a few days. I feel emotionally numb. I try reading, watching TV, and avoid going out at all costs. It's gloomy in here.
I put some music on. Goldfrapps 'Seventh Tree' record. It's beautiful. I cry a little. It's her breakup-album apparently. How appropriate.
The ghostly melodies and the floating vocals haunt my thoughts, and even when the music stops, I feel the music rolling over and over.
It's dark now. I heave my now underweight body from my oversized sofa, down the last of the wine and drag my aching bones up the stairs.
I notice the bed is unmade on Jacobs side. I sit on the bed, and softly lay my hand in a dent in the pillow where his head once rested.
I notice there's a letter on my pillow. It's in a wax-sealed envelope. Jacobs distinctive handwriting flourishes my name across the front.
I turn the envelope over to open it. Before I break the seal, I notice he's written "remember I always loved you - don't think bad of me."
I sigh and reluctantly break the red wax to open the letter. A few random words jump out at before I even start reading. I fear the worse.
I can't see his words any more. My eyes are blurring and a sorrow-laden tear collides with the paper, making the fountain-pen ink disperse.
If I hadn't slept on the sofa for the past few days, I would have seen this sooner. Things may have been different. I can't read this now.
I get into bed, on Jacob's side. I curl myself up into a ball, my head resting where his head lay. Tears clouding my eyes, I fall asleep.
* * *
I'm not asleep for long when I hear a soft voice calling my name over and over. I open my eyes and I'm dazzled by a bright shining light.
Shielding my eyes from the glare, it's becoming clear that within this explosion of ethereal light stands a tall, familiar, glowing man.
It's Jacob. I squint from the relentless light shower and hurt my eyes to focus on my lover before me. He's holding the letter by his side.
Somewhere in the distance I am aware of the sound of a siren, life’s soundtrack to trauma, pain, desperation and human suffering.
Yet I am more attuned to the surrounding silence. Jacob stands over me, a shimmering luminous corona casts his slender body into silhouette.
I can't see his face but I get the feeling that Jacob is happy. Everything feels peaceful, if a little surreal. He holds out the letter.
He wants me to take it. I reach my hand out to take the letter but my hand just passes through it. I try to touch Jacob, but feel nothing.
The circles of showering white light around Jacob intensify. I can no longer watch. A roaring wind blasts deafeningly down from above.
With a palpable sense of void, of oblivion, it's suddenly silent. I open my eyes. It's dark and still. It's normal. I'm still on my bed.
But there's fear in my belly. A warning maybe. A feeling of unease, of anxiety. I roll onto my back, and see something. Something familiar.
I look up to see the letter floating down from the ceiling. It falls softly to my chest. Then, a white feather lands gently on my cheek.
I hear a quiet, breathy whisper in my ear. A soft female voice, strangely familiar. But she isn't speaking in any language I know.
"Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha‑olam, ha‑gomel lahayavim tovot sheg'malani kol tov." Then silence, as though someone left the room.
* * *
I nervously open the letter again, and notice where my tears had streaked the ink the last time I tried to read it. My pulse increases.
Jacob was always a man of few words, somewhat a non-communicator. Never before have I seen such strong, eloquent sentiments from him.
He tells me again how much he loved me. How heartbroken he was. I note the past-tense. Then he deals the ultimate, mind-blowing body-blow.
"A life without you is no life at all, but a life with the agony of betrayal is more than I can handle. So, I'm ending it once and for all."
"I loved you, and probably still do, but I loved you too much; you completed me. Without you, I'm nothing. See you on the other side. J x"
My head spins in turmoil. I frantically punch his number into my phone. No answer. I call his father, something I hadn't done in 7 years.
It rings and rings. Seconds feel like an eternity. Jacobs father finally answers. He's old and pretty deaf. I ask if he's heard from Jacob.
He hears me perfectly well. I hear Jacobs mother shouting profanities in the background. "Shup up Sophia. I can't hear" he yells at her.
I ask again where Jacob is. He tells me he doesn't know. I hear his mother shout "tell that whore he's pushed our boy into an early grave."
I'm losing patience. I insist he tells me what's happened to Jacob "RIGHT NOW." He whispers "Listen kid, he's at St. Mary's, on ward 7."
After thanking him I ask what's happened to Jacob, but the click of the receiver tells me he's hung up already. I thank God, and leave.
* * *
It takes about 20 minutes to get to the hospital. The cab driver tries to make conversation. I tell him I can't talk. He won't take the hint.
I glance at his eyes in the rear-view mirror. I catch his eye. His eyes are old, warm. There's a twinkle in his eye. His eyes smile at me.
"You don't look too well. I hope they sort you out" he says. I tell him I'm just visiting. I see the iron gates of St. Mary's loom ahead.
I fumble for some cash as the driver pulls up outside the hospital and thrust a note into his hand; "keep the change." It's raining hard.
The driver thanks me, quickly twists his body around and looks me square in the face. With piercing eyes, he searches my soul, saying:
"Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha‑olam, she‑hehiyanu v'kiy'manu v'higi'anu la‑z'man ha‑ze." My jaw drops. "What the hell?" I exclaim.
In the blink of an eye, his face and eyes soften. He looks startled. "I just said I hope your friend will be okay, that's all" he replies.
I apologise, and step out of the black cab, into harsh wind and torrential rain and hurry through the ornate entrance gates to the hospital.
Through the doors. A high, vaulted ceiling hangs above a polished blue floor. Victorian-splendor entwined with clinical, modern necessity.
Instinct pulls me forward. I know this place too damn well, and find Ward 17 before I realise it. I hurry towards the nurses station.
Before I get there, a side-room off the main ward catches my eye. The door is slightly ajar; on a small name-board it says 'Jacob White.'
I hesitantly push the door open wider. Inside, cleaners are mopping the floor and stripping the bed. One wipes his name off the name-board.
Tears fill my eyes, the enormous sense of despair floods my body. A Nurse approaches me, and asks if I'm ok. I slump into a nearby chair.
* * *
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Friday, 7 May 2010
Countryside & Cakes ~ Arriving home in Wales
Driving home from the station...
... and home to sexy cakes!
Now must finish writing my first short fiction, Wrong Rooms. Writing in the Brecon Beacons may prove to pleasant for the dark themes in my story!
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Monday, 3 May 2010
Glee - A House Is Not A Home [HQ Studio] Plus Lyrics
A chair is still a chair
Even when there`s no one sitting there
But a chair is not a house
And a house is not a home
When there`s no one there to hold you tight,
And no one there you can kiss good night. A room is still a room
Even when there`s nothing there but gloom;
But a room is not a house,
And a house is not a home
When the two of us are far apart
And one of us has a broken heart. Now and then i call your name
And suddenly your face appears
But it`s just a crazy game
When it ends it ends in tears. Darling, have a heart,
Don`t let one mistake keep us apart.
I`m not meant to live alone. turn this house into a home.
When i climb the stair and turn the key,
Oh, please be there still in love with me. Featured in Glee (3/5/10, UK Channel E4), performed by Chris Colfer. Great...
Even when there`s no one sitting there
But a chair is not a house
And a house is not a home
When there`s no one there to hold you tight,
And no one there you can kiss good night. A room is still a room
Even when there`s nothing there but gloom;
But a room is not a house,
And a house is not a home
When the two of us are far apart
And one of us has a broken heart. Now and then i call your name
And suddenly your face appears
But it`s just a crazy game
When it ends it ends in tears. Darling, have a heart,
Don`t let one mistake keep us apart.
I`m not meant to live alone. turn this house into a home.
When i climb the stair and turn the key,
Oh, please be there still in love with me. Featured in Glee (3/5/10, UK Channel E4), performed by Chris Colfer. Great...
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