The Mother-in-Law

I hate my inlaws...


I must personally admit,
without regret that I sincerely hate my mother in law,
To be so mean without a cause as hateful words stream through that lantern jaw,
Is something completely foreign to me, for I am faithfully loving, and oh-so giving,
Unlike my mean mother in law who exhibits only contempt for the living.

At times I marvel at how nasty my mother in law can be,
And how she funnels that negative energy only onto me,
For it appears that I'm not at the top of her favorite list,
Rather on her shit-list that's lodged within her hairy fist.

But that's really okay with me,
for I will nevermore repine,
For within my heart I know,
she wouldn't waste on me her rancid time.

Her mood is quite foul,
her temperament raw,
For she hates me,
and likewise,
I hate my mother in law.