Coronation Street's Blanche Hunt: Some of her best lines

Here are a few of Blanche's best-loved lines:

"Good looks are a curse, Deirdre. You and Kenneth should count
yourselves lucky."

Telling Liz McDonald off for leaving her washing drying all over the
sitting room: "Kenneth doesn't want to stare at thongs all day. The
man's an intellectual!"

To Deirdre: "You need to learn to enjoy other people's misfortune;
otherwise you're going to have a very unhappy old age".

To Tracy who's in a good mood: "You look remarkably chipper. Trod on a snail?"

On Christmas Day: "This turkey is dry enough to choke a camel."

On Liz: "Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as
dark as her soul."

On cafe owner Roy Cropper and his transsexual wife Hayley: "He's a
looney and she's a man."

And on hearing Peter and Leanne want their own bar: "An alcoholic and
an arsonist open a bar? Sounds like the start of a joke."

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